5 Surprising Infomercial Products Dogs Would Buy
What if dogs ran the world and were allowed to make and sell the infomercial products they wanted? There would be a few changes to the current products on the market.
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The Shoes Under shoe storage system would become the Shoes2Chew - Now keep all those delicious shoes in one place for easy access at any time. It would not have a cover anymore, and would not be kept under any beds because the bed is the floor. |
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2The What Odor pet and household odor smell removing product would become the My Odor- Put Your Mark On It. Who doesn't love a little familiar stench to make one's home more comfortable. |
3The related pet urine product, Urine Gone would become Your Urine Gone- Because Mine Just Covered It. This product would allow your dog to comfortable mark what belongs to him without needless worry about his current ability to raise a leg. |
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Now on to the fine dining side of the dog's world. What better way to enhance the flavor of one's food than with a little help from the Ped Egg. The Ped Egg would basically remained unchanged but clearly those dried foot shavings would not be wasted in the garbage can, but rather would add a dash of excitement to any meal. |
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5The Comfort Wipe would actually stay basically the same. It would still be used for humans to wipe their butts as it is now, but would be re-branded to become the Sh*t Stick- Indulge Your Guilty Pleasures for dogs. |
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A few as seen on TV products would go awayWhich brings us to the Doggie Steps. They just would not exist because as I said before, the bed is the floor. Other products that would not exist are Snuggie For Dogs because why would not want to look ridiculous. |
So you see, although dogs generally do not watch television, they could definitely make many improvements on the infomercial products sold to us humans as seen on TV.
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